Reagan Killed Us

How Ronald Reagan Destroyed the World (Three Times).
By Bruce Kelly

1. Ronald Reagan Appointed James Watt Secretary of The Interior.
James Watt believed that destroying the environment would bring back Jesus. He supported the development and use of federal lands by evil corporations. They cut down all the trees and killed the oceans and we all died... except the Beach Boys. [source]

2. Ronald Reagan Ignored The Aids Epidemic.
Ronald Reagan was too old fashioned to understand how important having unprotected anal sex with strangers was to Americans. Aids mutated from a homosexual disease to a heterosexual disease. The heterosexual aids epidemic swept the world and everyone died... except James Watt. [source]

3. Ronald Reagan Started Nuclear WWIII.
Ronald Reagan wouldn't talk with our enemies, he thought America should stand up to bullies. He scared the communists so bad when he started putting more and more missiles into Europe that riots broke out. When the Russians went in to try and calm things down he bombed them and they bombed us back and everyone died... except some people in Lawrence, Kansas. [source]

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