Sunday, June 29, 2008

Hate mail from Rian Koch

I get mail! And this time it includes a bonus death threat.
From: Rian Koch (rianandjulia@arcor.de) on Sunday, June 29, 2008
Subject: Other
Message: Dear Bruce,
As I lay here in my hospital bed in Rammstein, Germany, I can only hope people with your mentality will one day suffer the torture and killing my family has experienced. You see, for the last several years I have become an expert torturer and killer. I am responsible for 11 kills, including 2 women, and 1 child. Some of these people I killed with my bare hands. I did all of this killing fully legal, backed by good ole Uncle Sam. Have you ever seen a child with blood pouring out of his ears? I have. Now my father, and two brothers are dead. The only people left in my family are my mother and I. Remember Saving Private Ryan, well, I'm not a private, actually I'm a highly decorated, purple heart winning Marine, and I love my country, even now, but my name happens to be Rian, with an I. But, Bush and all his NeoCon cronies have now totally destroyed the American economy (look at the dollar vs. the euro), and made a great deal of people miserable, which is a ripe time for revolution. I know this because I earned a Master's Degree in American History at Illinois State University, and because I've spent the last 5 years in Iraq. Anyway, when I get out of this hospital bed, I'm coming to get you. I know your address, so you can be easily found. I don't know what I'll do yet, use my brains or my brawn, or both, but you will definitely know when I arrive. Thank you for killing my family and making my life miserable. See you soon,
Herr Rian Koch
US Marine
Proud Patriot
"Kill em all, then let God sort em out"
Hello Rian,
Thanks for the mail. I always enjoy a good laugh at the expense of a good, old fashioned low-life, anti-American commie liberal. You're a real piece of work aren't you? You claim to be Marine, an American, and a proud patriot, when you are none of these, you are simply a liar. If you have an opinion stand up on your own two feet and let it be known. Shout it out brother. Only an immature man-child would try to invoke stature and sympathy by hiding behind false claims as you have done.

In previous displays of Bush derangement syndrome you claim to have moved to Germany to escape "AmeriKKKA." http://liberalscum.com/irrational.html

Here's some advice, when you come around my house, I suggest using "brawn" (LOL) because you obviously have sh!t for brains, and bring your "A" game son, you don't know who or what your messing with and I'm so going to enjoy the look on your face when I "drop the hammer" on your worthless arse.

Let me give to you straight "Herr Koch." I believe the best defense is a good offense and now I'm coming after you, legally. I’m one litigious son of a bitch. You've made a big mistake and you'll be hearing from me again real soon.

Get a lawyer.
Best Regards, Bruce

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