Monday, September 28, 2009

U.N. Speech Summaries

I've finally made it through last weeks U. N. addresses to the general assembly thanks to C-Span and unemployment. I know most of you don't have the time or the intestinal fortitude to listen to this kind of bull-crap so, as favor to my friends and family, I provide this brief synopsis.

Barack Hussein Obama - President of the United States of America:
"America was bad, now it's good, I am here, I am America's redemption, I - I - I - grovel - grovel - grovel."

How much self-aggrandizing and groveling can one person do -- at the same time!? I was amazed at the all of the "I," "Me" and "My" that came out of this man's mouth. Barack Obama is a pussy*. [Video]

Muammar al-Gaddafi - Leader and Guide of the Revolution (Dictator) of Libya:
"I love you Obama, My African Brother. I hope you don't get shot like John F. Kennedy." (followed by over an hour and a half of absolute insanity).

I have to be honest here, I didn't make through all of this speech, but, who did? I heard the translator collapsed after about an hour and a half. I later found out that he didn't actually pass out, which is what I presumed, he quit because he just couldn't take it anymore. According to the New York Post, after 75 minutes the translator shouted in Arabic, "I just can't take it anymore!" [Video]

Hugo Chavez - "President" of Venezuela:
"I love you Obama, My Socialist Brother. Smells good in here, it smells like hope." [Video]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - "President" of Iran:
"Death to Israel." [Video]

Benjamin Netanyahu - Prime Minister of Israel:
"Have you no shame? Have you no decency?"

The only speech that made any sense to me... and I'm not even Jewish, although I do hope to get on that Zionist lackey payroll I keep hearing about. [Video]

You can tell a lot about a man from his friends. Mr. President, you have bad friends.

Update: *It looks like I'm not the only one calling the left pussys. Ann Coulter drops the "P-bomb."
Disclaimer: Although I made up the above quotes I believe they accurately capture the spirit of the associated speeches.

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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Obama's Speech To Muslims

From American Thinker
President Obama promised that he wanted his Cairo speech to be the start of an "honest" dialogue with the Muslim world. When it comes to how he handled the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, he fell short.

He began his remarks on this issue by recalling a long history of anti-Semitism and persecution of Jews, culminating in the Holocaust. He denounced Holocaust deniers and those who would threaten Israel "with destruction" -- but without mentioning Iran or Ahmadinejad.

Seeking to sound even-handed, he then immediately drew an equivalence between historical Jewish suffering and the lot of Palestinians. "On the other hand," he remarked, "it is also undeniable that Palestinians have suffered in their pursuit of a homeland -- for more than 60 years they've endured the pain of dislocation." He pointed to Palestinians still waiting in refugee camps and Palestinians who have to "endure the daily humiliations -- large and small -- that come with occupation." Their situation, he said, is "intolerable" and America will support their legitimate aspirations for "dignity, opportunity and "a state of their own."

And that's where Obama failed to speak "honestly" about Palestinian pain and its causes.
There will be no peace in the Middle East until the Muslim world recognizes Israel's right to exist. You cannot negotiate with those that seek your annihilation.

Read More: Obama's Speech To The Muslim World
Related: Barack Obama's 10 Mistakes in Cairo

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Friday, April 17, 2009

Israel's Assault on Iran

From FOXNews.com

Israel Is preparing an assault on Iran's nuclear sites.
The Israeli military is preparing itself to launch a massive aerial assault on Iran's nuclear facilities within days of being given the go-ahead by its new government, the Times of London reported.
Can you blame them? What would you do if someone swore to exterminate you? Welcome to the real world Barry.

Read More: Israel Preparing Assault on Iran's Nuclear Sites

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Monday, September 15, 2008

McCartney to Perform in Israel Despite Threats

From FOXNews.com
Former Beatle Paul McCartney will go ahead with his concert set for later this month in Israel despite being labeled "an enemy of all Muslims" and a possible terror target, the U.K.’s Daily Express reported Sunday.
Way to go Paul, you were always my favorite Beatle. I just may have to buy an album, I mean CD, I mean download some music.

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