Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Sarkozy Schools Obama

It turns out that behind the scenes French President Nicolas Sarkozy and British Prime Minister Gordon Brown where infuriated that President Obama was unwilling to confront President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over Iran'ss nuclear ambitions during his U.N. speech because... (pause for dramatic effect) his advisors didn't want to detract from the Ego In Chiefs rousing speech on unicorns, fairy-dust and the importance of banishing all nuclear weapons from the face of the earth.

Mr. Sarkosy replied with...
President Obama dreams of a world without weapons, but right in front of us two countries (Iran and North Korea) are doing the exact opposite.

We are right to talk about the future, But the present comes before the future, and the present includes two major nuclear crises. We live in the real world, not in a virtual one.

President Obama, I support the Americans' outstretched hand. But what did the international community gain from these offers of dialogue? Nothing.
"Hope" doesn't fly when your within missle range.

Read More: Sarkozy's Contempt for Obama
Related: Obama's French Lesson
Related: Brown, Sarkozy Argue With Obama Over Iran
Related: Sarkozy Unloads On Obama's Virtual Disarmament

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Monday, September 28, 2009

U.N. Speech Summaries

I've finally made it through last weeks U. N. addresses to the general assembly thanks to C-Span and unemployment. I know most of you don't have the time or the intestinal fortitude to listen to this kind of bull-crap so, as favor to my friends and family, I provide this brief synopsis.

Barack Hussein Obama - President of the United States of America:
"America was bad, now it's good, I am here, I am America's redemption, I - I - I - grovel - grovel - grovel."

How much self-aggrandizing and groveling can one person do -- at the same time!? I was amazed at the all of the "I," "Me" and "My" that came out of this man's mouth. Barack Obama is a pussy*. [Video]

Muammar al-Gaddafi - Leader and Guide of the Revolution (Dictator) of Libya:
"I love you Obama, My African Brother. I hope you don't get shot like John F. Kennedy." (followed by over an hour and a half of absolute insanity).

I have to be honest here, I didn't make through all of this speech, but, who did? I heard the translator collapsed after about an hour and a half. I later found out that he didn't actually pass out, which is what I presumed, he quit because he just couldn't take it anymore. According to the New York Post, after 75 minutes the translator shouted in Arabic, "I just can't take it anymore!" [Video]

Hugo Chavez - "President" of Venezuela:
"I love you Obama, My Socialist Brother. Smells good in here, it smells like hope." [Video]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - "President" of Iran:
"Death to Israel." [Video]

Benjamin Netanyahu - Prime Minister of Israel:
"Have you no shame? Have you no decency?"

The only speech that made any sense to me... and I'm not even Jewish, although I do hope to get on that Zionist lackey payroll I keep hearing about. [Video]

You can tell a lot about a man from his friends. Mr. President, you have bad friends.

Update: *It looks like I'm not the only one calling the left pussys. Ann Coulter drops the "P-bomb."
Disclaimer: Although I made up the above quotes I believe they accurately capture the spirit of the associated speeches.

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Free Speech, Islam and the UN

Found at Samizdata.net

Pat Condell engages in a little "disdain and contempt speech" on Islam and the UN. "Islam is as Islam does."

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